A Letter to the Customer
My customer, my darling, your beauty inspires such cardial supernovae within us. We have therefore forged a weapon that can destoy even the Gods: a jade stone that rolls on your face and makes you more beautiful, which is impossible, but you know what we mean. This stone, my dear reader, you must slather with special creams and then roll it across your smooth and silky skin. If in forever there exists a result that we wish for and do bring to this earth, we swear to you, it will be with the rolling of this stone upon your face. The Chinese have been doing it since the 17th century. The rolling of a jade stone over one's face is an ancient tradition that is meant to bring delight through the tool's appearance, its smoothness when rolling over your skin, and by enhancing the application of creams. Now, we gift the tradition of our ancestors to you, for the low price of $26.99.
Sincerely, Dermafrost ❄️